Crazy Winners Pokie Game Review

A modern, well thought-out design makes this casino stand out from the pack.



From the moment you see the loading animation you know that it must be loading something good. Like the old days of Flash websites. But the wait isn’t long and it is truly worth those few seconds dwelling about the good old days of Flash websites. It loads because this: good design = good trust. It means they take their business seriously and this site is oozing with quality pixel placement.

By “oozing” with good design, we meant: overflowing. They have an overload of cute cartoon characters (taken from the games) which they place here and there just to keep you in the vibes. A prompt to sign up is always a good call-to-action on a website; but if it’s a fat bastard looking like he’s just stepped out of a Bilderberg meeting doing the prompting, then yes, I’m in:

When the Illuminati say “Let’s go” it would be wise to listen.

Another example of this casino’s character fetish is found next when they want you to confirm your email address. “Cute” and “sheikh” are not words often employed in the same sentence, at least not on the safe side of internet browsing, but lo and behold! As cute of a sheikh I have ever did seen:

“Taking the infidels’ money is also a form of jihad. Suckers.”

A banker and a sheikh: we get it. Projecting opulence via the cartoon medium is not a bad thing, but it could have worked a whole lot better using the real thing:


OK, maybe that’s not fair. A real rich sheikh for the politically correct crowd:

Confirm your email and get za ladies!

Confirming your email seems like a pretty good idea in anyone’s world. But did you notice that you can change the background colours? Go back to the website and look again. The colours whirling around there, right before your eyes? There’s a nice, hypnotic feature there that the designers didn’t skimp on. If you’re feeling a bit more sensible, go for the bland grey; or if you are missing our recently transpired Prince, then perhaps a funky purple will get you into the mood of things.

Go the princely purple.

All these excessively good design elements are there for a reason: to make you feel comfortable in handing over your money to complete strangers on the internet. And we don’t mind that, as it does feel safe and everything works as it should. If this website looked like this:

Then you would be justified in shutting down your browser window as quickly as you did when your partner walked in on you on that rainy Tuesday afternoon.But fear not, from our experience this casino is solid. However, we do recommend you read the terms and conditions carefully before you deposit money in order to avoid confusion. This seems to have caused a few disturbances to some online pundits but the casino was always quick to respond and remedy any issues.Read more about the security and games below.

Bonuses & Promotions

Not quite as over-brimming as the design, the bonuses are few, but very acceptable.

The Welcome Package includes 20 free spins (no deposit needed) to be used on popular games such as Fruit Zen, Good Girl Bad Girl, or the cheekily named A Night In Paris. A 200% Match Bonus and an additional 180 free spins (20 every day for 9 days after first deposit) is a fairly warm welcoming.

At the time of writing, the Green Goblins game is offering 20 spins for AU$70 (instead of AU$80) with a spin value worth AU$4.

There is also 100% insurance on your deposit, simply meaning you play with your deposit and if the house wins, you can get 100% cashback of your deposit amount. Make sure to tell the support agents you are ready for your INSURANCE Bonus and they will add the cashback to your balance.

Software & Games

CrazyWinners Casino features hundreds of slots, live and virtual table games, and instant win favourites from Betsoft and Vivo Gaming. As you have already seen by the characters above, the 3D capabilities of Betsoft are second to none. Using HTML5 you don’t need to download anything. Play there and then with your mobile, tablet or on your desktop.

The homepage on a mobile. Easy to swipe and poke.

Some of the top games include:Golddiggers, Paco & the Popping Peppers, Rockstar, Super 7 Blackjack, Drunk Hunt, Mr. Vegas, Tycoons and many more.

Some of the newer games as of writing are The Three Stooges, Arctic Madness, Black Widow and Glow.


As to be expected, the security on this website is top-notch, using Digital Encryption SSL 128-bit (which most big players use), so all your credit card numbers and other private information are sent via a secure, encrypted connection; meaning interceptors can’t read your stuff.

Customer Support

An easy-to-find chat icon is on the left menu when you’re playing a game. The chat is for instant help mate, not to enquire of her a/s/l.

From what we found, the support is quick and helpful. In less than 2 minutes we had someone appear on our chat window and they answered our question immediately and respectfully.

If you want to actually hear the voice of another human then I’m afraid you’re out of luck. The only support they offer is chat and email, but so long as they are as efficient as we found, then that shouldn’t be an issue.

This character, we believe, was inspired by a certain actress actor.

We Reckon

Overall this casino packs a good and fun experience. We liked it straight away due to its innovative design, its ease of use and its big, bold layout. It’s reliable, it’s regulated, it’s good looking and it’s safe. Everything you want in a wife casino.  Click here for more top pokie games.


Founded: 2015

Available Languages: English, Swedish, Spanish, French, German

Currencies: EUR, USD, AUD

Deposit Methods: MasterCard, Neteller, Paysafe Card, Visa, POLi, TrustPay, Ukash

Withdrawal Methods: MasterCard, Neteller, Paysafe Card, POLi, Ukash, Visa

Country Restrictions: Belgium, Denmark, Israel, Italy, Spain, United States

Company Details: HD Trading Nicosia Casinos

Casino License: Curacao eGaming

Date of Review: 11 May 2016


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